Teeheehee

assistedsass:

I’ve never been promoted before.

In response, I guess I should fill you in.

I am not an author. All rumors to the contrary are merely attempts to deceive you.

I am not intelligent, humorous, satirical, or in any way shape or form an entity to be admired, from near or afar. All assurances to the…

Honor Code

assistedsass:

I realized I keep referencing my honor code but no one knows what it is (not even me) so I’m going to write it down right here and then go to sleep and maybe think of more things to add or subtract

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assistedsass:

Tell me something while I go to sleep so I can wake up to something.

No one told me anything.

assistedsass:

This part is beautiful.